Three Mathematical Limericks
		    by Jonathan Rosenberg
		(all rights reserved by the author)

A mathematician named Haar
Proved a fact that is far over par
  That each group has a measure
  Designed for your pleasure
Whose Lp-spaces help you go far.


A mathematician named Euler
Was really quite of a toiler
  He wrote so many books
  People gave him bad looks
Which didn't faze that blind fellow Euler.


The zeros of zeta of z
Are all predicted to be
   Lined up in a line
   And it sure would be fine
If the person to prove it were me.